Kaspa Chaos: A Rollercoaster of FUD, Pumps, and Wallet Wisdom

The Kaspa Chronicles: When Hype Meets Humor
An Unfiltered Take on the Wild World of Kaspa, Exchanges, and the FUDders Who Love to Hate It

Fasten your seatbelt, it’s about to get bumpy! 🚀
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Cøcønut Shark kicked things off with a simple but enthusiastic “Yooooo! 🦈” which set the tone for the rest of the chat. Sloth6410, ever the skeptic, wondered aloud if Worison had sold off some Kaspa. Maybe, just maybe, the prophecy was being fulfilled. Proof Of Work Maxi couldn’t resist taking a jab at the Kaspa haters, suggesting that anyone who fudged Kaspa was likely a supporter of Kamala. “Just saying. 😂” he added, clearly enjoying his own joke.

Sloth6410 then speculated that there wasn’t just one person spreading FUD (fear, uncertainty, and doubt), but an entire team of them working to undermine Kaspa’s value. “It’s like a secret army of FUDders,” he mused, as if the whole thing was a grand conspiracy. Meanwhile, Horaciowallas, ever the optimist, proudly declared, “I bought 10 cents of Kas. Brace yourselves, it’s about to pump! 🚀💰”

Sloth6410 continued with his playful tone, announcing, “I want to work professionally in the FUD industry. 😂👨‍💻” He quickly followed up with a pitch to Proof Of Work Maxi: “Join us! You’re gonna fit right in, trust me. We need you!” Horaciowallas, responding with his usual mix of self-deprecation and humor, added, “Rich on the inside, big heart, no big wallet though. 😅”

Not to be outdone, Sloth6410 introduced Proof Of Work Maxi as a blockchain professional and self-proclaimed FUD distributor with extensive experience in Web3 and EVM. “Got the credentials. 💼💀” he joked. Horaciowallas, with his tongue firmly in cheek, asked, “Do you also FUD DAG? 😂”

Michael Sutton’s Janitor, taking the conversation in a different direction, simply posted an emoji — no words, just a blank stare. Meanwhile, Sloth6410 admitted to accidentally posting a phishing link and quickly apologized. “Oof, sorry. That was just my phishing link. 🙃”

T up games Big weighed in with some advice: “If everyone took their Kas off exchanges, the price would shoot up. The shorts wouldn’t stand a chance.” He made a strong case for moving Kaspa to wallets rather than leaving it on exchanges. Sloth6410, with his typical irreverence, responded, “Bitget offers 0.3% BGB rewards, but it’s always sold out. 😩” He wasn’t convinced that moving Kaspa was the answer, adding, “But I don’t want the pump, so I leave mine on the exchange. 😏”

Jojo, who was clearly not a fan of leaving coins on exchanges, questioned the logic, saying, “I’ll never get it. 🤦‍♂️” Sloth6410 countered, explaining that exchanges incentivize with rewards like flexible earn, points, and vouchers. “It’s a trap!” he joked. Jojo, unimpressed, replied, “Bro, it’s barely anything! 😆”

Realizing Jojo had a point, Sloth6410 agreed, “Yeah, you’re right. But hey, I’m addicted to the small wins. 🤷‍♂️” Jojo then hit him with the ultimate advice: “Just self-custody your assets, man! That’s the whole point of crypto. You control your own coins! 🔐”

Sloth6410, however, wasn’t convinced. “Crypto’s real point? Rugging everyone and putting the money in the banks! 😂💸” Jojo, ever the good sport, responded with an exaggerated Noted emoji and playfully asked, “Hey Sloth, can I rug you for 500k Kas? Please and thank you 🙏”

Sloth6410 quickly dashed that hope, saying, “I’m a long way from 500k Kas, buddy. I almost made it to 1k though. My dream? Own more than Worison. 💭” Jojo responded with an Angry Owl emoji, “🦉”

Yogurto shared a bit of frustration with the slow shipping of Tangem wallet cards, saying, “It takes like 3 months to get one. Total pain. 😤” Sloth6410, sympathizing with the wait times, said, “Yeah, classic crypto delays. 🙄”

Jojo, ever the optimist, shared his experience, saying, “Even Kaspiun or KNG wallets are better than exchanges. My Tangem came fast, except the Kaspa one—had to pre-order it. 😅” Proof Of Work Maxi, never missing a chance to make fun of the situation, jumped in with a quick jab: “Dumb bots, LOL. 😂”

Jojo wrapped it up by offering alternatives, saying, “You can always use Ledger or OneKey for safer storage. 🔐” Sloth6410 finished the conversation on a light note, laughing: “Kas FUD is so dumb, I almost want to buy more Kas just to mess with them. 😂”